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October 30th,
2009 4:12 pm
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When my sister invited me over to see where she was living I didn't expect to stay for the night, nevermind a week. That was... interesting. And I'm not even going to try to understand it.
Anyway, hey. I'm Brian, Betsy's smarter, handsomer brother. Apparently I'm a mutant? Unfortunately I don't seem to do anything cool like light myself on fire or fly through the air, little disappointed I have to admit.
And since I just spent the last seven days or so as a pious virgin, I'm going out tomorrow night. Preferably to catch the Man U v Rovers game but I'll settle for getting completely trashed. Provided there's some decent pubs around here that don't insist on carding you. Or hey, I guess that might not be a problem now that I have my very own Miss Cleo for a twin. Feel like impressing me, Betsy?
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